Not in the book — a notice in verse, posted where guests would be sure to study it
All of us with septic tanks
Give all of you our heartfelt thanks
For putting nothing in the pot
That isn’t guaranteed to rot
Kleenex, pads and tampons too,
Any diapers are taboo!
No hair combings…
Please use the basket
There’s a darn good reason
Why we ask it!
