formerly of Big Bar
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WANTED
INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF
FURRIL BALLSHORN
FORMERLY OF BIG BAR
FOR INCOME TAX EVASION
AND FISHING WITHOUT A LICENCE.
DO NOT APPROACH THIS MAN!
HE WILL WASTE YOUR TIME FOR
HOURS WITH BORING AND USELESS
DRIVEL. INSTEAD, CALL YOUR LOCAL
REVENUE CANADA MATH PROBE
OR PHONE 1-800-SAW-BALLS
NO REWARD. INFORMANTS WILL
RECEIVE A PERSONALIZED THANKYOU CARD
FROM REVENUE CANADA AND THE
DEPARTMENT OF FISHERIES AND OCEANS.
LAST SEEN TRAVELLING WEST
ON HWY. 1 NEAR POPKUM, B.C.
DRIVING A 1990 GREEN AND WHITE
3/4 TON DODGE TRUCK LOADED
WITH FURNITURE AND 2 B+W
COLLIES ON THE FRONT SEAT -
NEITHER WEARING A SEAT BELT.
INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF
FURRIL BALLSHORN
FORMERLY OF BIG BAR
FOR INCOME TAX EVASION
AND FISHING WITHOUT A LICENCE.
DO NOT APPROACH THIS MAN!
HE WILL WASTE YOUR TIME FOR
HOURS WITH BORING AND USELESS
DRIVEL. INSTEAD, CALL YOUR LOCAL
REVENUE CANADA MATH PROBE
OR PHONE 1-800-SAW-BALLS
NO REWARD. INFORMANTS WILL
RECEIVE A PERSONALIZED THANKYOU CARD
FROM REVENUE CANADA AND THE
DEPARTMENT OF FISHERIES AND OCEANS.
LAST SEEN TRAVELLING WEST
ON HWY. 1 NEAR POPKUM, B.C.
DRIVING A 1990 GREEN AND WHITE
3/4 TON DODGE TRUCK LOADED
WITH FURNITURE AND 2 B+W
COLLIES ON THE FRONT SEAT -
NEITHER WEARING A SEAT BELT.