Wilma Willowby, formerly of Williams Lake
The transcription
WANTED
FOR PURSE-SNATCHING AND
CAUSING A DISTURBANCE ~
WILMA WILLOWBY
FORMERLY OF WILLIAMS LAKE
(A.K.A. WHISTLING WILMA)
YOUR HELP IS NEEDED TO APPREHEND
THIS ELUSIVE WOMAN, WHO TRAVELS
HIGHWAY 97 IN A 5TH WHEEL HORSE
TRAILER WITH LIVING QUARTERS, TOWED BY
1998 FORD F250. SHE PARKS AWAY FROM A
CAMPING AREA, RIDES HER BAY GELDING "GAPER"
(SHORT FOR GAY PRIDE) CLOSER, AND TIES HIM TO A
TREE. THEN, WALKING SLOWLY AROUND CAMPERS,
SHE SNATCHES ANY PURSE SHE SEES, SPRINTS
TO HER WAITING HORSE, GALLOPS TO HER
TRAILER, THEN DRIVES AWAY.
ALSO WANTED FOR WHISTLING
COUNTRY MUSIC AT NIGHT, CAUSING
SEVERAL DISTURBANCES IN WILLIAMS LAKE.
IF YOU SEE THIS WOMAN, HANG ON TO
YOUR PURSE AND CALL THE REGIONAL
CARIBOO MUSIC PROTECTORS OR
PHONE 1-800-SAW-SNATCH
LAST HEARD WHISTLING SHANIA TWAIN
"LEAVE ME BREATHLESS" IN THE LADIES
OUTHOUSE AT BIG BAR REST AREA
NORTH OF CLINTON, JULY 4, 2015, 7:00 PM.
FOR PURSE-SNATCHING AND
CAUSING A DISTURBANCE ~
WILMA WILLOWBY
FORMERLY OF WILLIAMS LAKE
(A.K.A. WHISTLING WILMA)
YOUR HELP IS NEEDED TO APPREHEND
THIS ELUSIVE WOMAN, WHO TRAVELS
HIGHWAY 97 IN A 5TH WHEEL HORSE
TRAILER WITH LIVING QUARTERS, TOWED BY
1998 FORD F250. SHE PARKS AWAY FROM A
CAMPING AREA, RIDES HER BAY GELDING "GAPER"
(SHORT FOR GAY PRIDE) CLOSER, AND TIES HIM TO A
TREE. THEN, WALKING SLOWLY AROUND CAMPERS,
SHE SNATCHES ANY PURSE SHE SEES, SPRINTS
TO HER WAITING HORSE, GALLOPS TO HER
TRAILER, THEN DRIVES AWAY.
ALSO WANTED FOR WHISTLING
COUNTRY MUSIC AT NIGHT, CAUSING
SEVERAL DISTURBANCES IN WILLIAMS LAKE.
IF YOU SEE THIS WOMAN, HANG ON TO
YOUR PURSE AND CALL THE REGIONAL
CARIBOO MUSIC PROTECTORS OR
PHONE 1-800-SAW-SNATCH
LAST HEARD WHISTLING SHANIA TWAIN
"LEAVE ME BREATHLESS" IN THE LADIES
OUTHOUSE AT BIG BAR REST AREA
NORTH OF CLINTON, JULY 4, 2015, 7:00 PM.